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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/triumph_starwars.wmv>
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<URL:http://www.crownedfox.com/video/swk_remix_blasters.mpg>

http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2008-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: .... I just kinda glanced at that and went "We have a Darth Jebus??! WOOT!"

But... then I read it and realized it was just my fucked up mind filling in what I wanted to see. As usual XD

Btw.... You should fear me more than Trennas as I will smack you down and threaten you with a ban if I see any of you defiling wiki pages and posting banners on their pages like that. Roleplay-wise, it's an awesome idea. However, by the rules in Elftown, it's considered harassment and wiki destruction and we do not allow that in any way here.

If it's on a friend's page or someone you've discussed this with and they've agreed to have mini-wars like that, then that is acceptable.

Don't make me tear your testicles off (or your ovaries out) and feed them to you D:<

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: O.O *hides under something*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: you know, some tribes regard reproductive organs as a delicassy :)

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Yes, but that is only in some remote regions of India, South America, Afica, and Asia....*says all this while under table*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: your point being?:p

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2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Nothing, no point at all, I thought I would just add that lol

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: quite a brazen course of action for someone hiding so cowardly under a table..

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Point taken! *gets out from under table*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: so, what is it that you want, hmm?

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Nothing from you. I'm waiting for my master.

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: i think you can wait a long time..

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: I alrady have, so I continue to wait. May I ask if there is a problem with that?

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: patience can be a powerful tool in the hands of a qualified sith.. but the way you are using it right now is very subordinate.. like a dog not allowed to cross a road unless his owner tells him so.. now, instead of waiting, you could also show some initiative.

like.. stabbing your master in the back to get some attention..

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Really? What fun would that be?Qhy not stab my master in the chest in front of all?

There is a reason I act the way I do. I am the way I am for a reason! ^_^

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: *zaps you with lightning* stop mumbling like an idiot and do something!

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: I don't take orders from anyone except my master *shivers at the lightning*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: and that is why you will

FAIL!

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: You may say so..you may think, but I bide my time till I can make the move that will give me what I wish. I will make it when the time comes, not sooner.

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: MWAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAAA!!!

pitiful little slave ^^

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Of course..*bows slightly*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: see what i mean?:p

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: More than you know *eyes twinkle*

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: *sighs and mutters something about spineless, half-brained sith twits while retreating to my sanctuary*

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *watches him leave* *whistles*

2008-04-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Tsk. Manipulate him, Araglas, there's no way you'll get a jump on him physically.

2008-04-15 [Darth Jacein]: and yes i am darth dedus

2008-04-15 [Nuit Darksin]: *a soft knock comes at Lord Trennas' door* Lord might I have a word with you?

2008-04-15 [Paul Doyle]: *wonders what happened to the Sithy test-llamas*

2008-04-15 [Paul Doyle]: *toodles off*

2008-04-15 [Trennas]: *force opens the door* who disturbs my slumber?

2008-04-15 [Nuit Darksin]: *kneels down with head bowed* Darth Rokar does Lord Trennas. I wish only to speak with you momentarily.

2008-04-15 [Trennas]: speak then.. quickly..

2008-04-15 [Anomynous]: http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/

2008-04-15 [Nuit Darksin]: Can we get some stromstroppers like that PLEASE?

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: this is what you wanted to speak to me about?

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: *peeps around corner* What were you expecting---"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" *raspberry*

*toodles off again*

2008-04-16 [Nuit Darksin]: No no my lord that was a mear distraction. What I wanted to speak to you about was myself and the sith's have been talking about creating a banner that said the siths have taken over this wiki and placing them in wikis. I wanted to get yours and Lord Naza's permission before doing anything.

2008-04-16 [Darth Jacein]: i want some storm troopers like that!

2008-04-16 [Calico Tiger]: Any further discussion about wiki destruction will have the offending people busted down to peons, possibly be kicked out in general depending on how pissed you make me. I am not joking around when I tell you I will not tolerate that kind of behavior. Please read the above comments thoroughly before continuing this train of thought any further >:|

Roleplaying is a good thing. I'm happy to see it. But you will roleplay within the rules of Elftown as per the rules on this page. If you don't know what I'm talking about, re-read the page and its warnings.

Yes. I am a bitch.

2008-04-16 [Pnelma Tirian]: Hail Lord Calico! Fear her wrath!

2008-04-16 [Nuit Darksin]: ok well so much for that idea ^^

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: *returns with Sith test-llamas who have red eyes and tattoos on their ears. Barely contained Force lightning crackles and arcs on their floofy fur, rather like solar prominences. These were the crazy llamas from eons ago in this comments section*

Darth Cali lights my fire. Grawwwr!

2008-04-16 [Mirindyin]: I'm surprised to see that this wiki is really alive once again >.> btw, what if someone went to the Jedi Temple and asked if they wanted to have a miniwar with us? It might be actually fun, especially if the ambassador happened to return alive. Any volunteers?

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: you may be a bitch, but a lurvable one at that:p

oh those llama's look a little.. off:p

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: That is why they are test-llamas . . . if they are a bit "off", they can be tweaked with. Where to begin?

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: well.. i would like to begin with asking what we do with them?

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: Ask them. They are repositories of Sith energy, much like that dark tree on Dagobah which made Luke Skywalker hallucinate. If you can speak llama, speak to them. Otherwise . . . only bring with you what you need. *nods* They're also damn convenient portable generators, can be used as beasts of burden, and heck with it, you can even shear them and make sweaters out of their fur. In the eyes of the llamas are a thousand secret! I'm just their handler. You do as you wish, for the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE keeps them alive even after a hundred deaths. I'll leave them here with you. I need to find out what's for dinner.

*looks over wing-shoulder*

Just don't make them Force-spit.

*toodles off yet again, leaving Lord Trennas with several seemingly gentle yet extremely evil Sithy test-llamas*

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: hmmmmm.. repositories of sith energy hmm? or sweaters?.. how interesting...

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: the dark energy matter in the llama's, along with some evilness of my own, caused me to decide that my first second apprentice has now also become a Dark Lady of the Sith!

2008-04-16 [-Orion-]: Ah, I should've known it was because of the llamas :P

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: only partly:p

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: *speaks through the Force* so who's up for llama milk?

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: no thanks.. im on a llama free diet..

2008-04-16 [Mirindyin]: congratulations, dear sister *hugs darth chiera and steals her cookies*

2008-04-16 [-Orion-]: Why thank you. And good luck with stealing the non-existent.

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: she has noodles:p

2008-04-16 [Mirindyin]: I already stole the existent, now trying to stole the non-existent. I'm a good thief, aren't I? :p

2008-04-16 [-Orion-]: That will be determined by your actual success.

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: *catches min's fingers in a jar:p*

2008-04-16 [Mirindyin]: kyaaah! that's unfair! *pokes trennie*

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: *laughs evil ^^*

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *walks in* Good to be back!

2008-04-16 [Nuit Darksin]: *standing off to the side Darth Rokar watches the rest of the siths while wonders when his master shall return*

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *looks around for master* She isn't on....dang...oh well I guess I can wait!

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: oh i have a surprise for you!

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *looks around* Who?

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: all of you little nuggets!

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *twitches* All us nuggets? *twitch*

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: no, all of you LITTLE nuggets..

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: ok......*goes back to reading book*

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: *force burns the book* that includes you..

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: I was reading that......*turns and pays attention* Ok...you have my attention now...

2008-04-16 [Trennas]: good.. i killed your masters..

surprise!

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *blink* What? *blink* *blink*

2008-04-16 [Calico Tiger]: *highfives Darth Moroban* Llamas, promotions, cookies, and murders! I miss so much when I sleep :O

2008-04-16 [Araglas]: *blink* *blink*

2008-04-16 [Nuit Darksin]: *stands up quikly* THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THERE IS NO WAY YOU WERE ABLE TO KILL OFF LORD NAZA!

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: Here is another way of using the llamas: if some peon is bugging you on this wiki, say "ORGLEORGLEORGLE" in continuous fashion. In normal llamas this is the mating call. But in the Sith test-llamas there is something . . . else. Yesssssss! Mweheheheh . . . Grawwr!

2008-04-16 [Paul Doyle]: By the way, I brought back eight pizzas for everyone . . . except the smacktards, of course. *wet raspberry*

2008-04-17 [Nuit Darksin]: And who would the smacktards be exactly?

2008-04-17 [Pnelma Tirian]: ah, pizza. What a delectable source of nourishment and energy.

2008-04-17 [Calico Tiger]: *points at the ewoks in the corner* Those would be the smacktards. Who let those in? *taps foot impatiently*

2008-04-17 [Paul Doyle]: *double-shot of Force lightning and anthro-dragonfire at the Ewoks*

2008-04-17 [Paul Doyle]: *gives the llamas some pizza*

2008-04-17 [Nuit Darksin]: WOOOO YES! I LOVE THE SMELL OF DEAD EWOK IN THE EVENING!

2008-04-17 [Paul Doyle]: *nods* Tastes like ash.

2008-04-17 [Nuit Darksin]: yes yes it does

2008-04-17 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ever barbequed Ewoks? They're good on shish kebabs.

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: maybe we need to skin them first.. i dont like fur between my teeth..

2008-04-17 [Paul Doyle]: Where did I put that Jamaican jerk seasoning blend . . . *wanders off toodlingly, yet again*

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: *sighs* and here I thought that siths are sophisticated and cultivated creatures..

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *shakes head*

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: we are.. to a very low standard..

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *goes back to reading book*

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *burns it again, just for the fun of it:p*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *picks up extra copy of book* I have a ton of these...I have actually been trying to find a way to get rid of them ^)_^

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *burns the whole pile:p*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *picks up box of ashes* Thank you, now I can go sell this on ebay, I've got some jars at home, I'll just say that this jar is filled with ashes of...hmmm...who first...oooh I know! *runs off to make money*

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *lets the force winds blow and scatter the ashes in the aether* MWHAHAHAHAA:p

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: Damng....oh well.... *sits down and starts to meditate*

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *starts chewing and popping bubble gum:p*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *shanting* yume, nastro, dialdo

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *zaps you with lightning*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *twitches* *openes one ye* I'm trying to meditate here....is there something you need?

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: trennie, dear, leave him be.

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: no and no, im just in a very evil sadistic mood ^^

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *blinks* Should get some more ewoks for you then to fry?

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: I have noticed. but destroying books is no way to channel it :p

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: it might distract me for a while:p

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: but.. books.. knowledge.. you are destroying knowledge.. why don't you kill baby-ewoks instead? :p

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *has giant cage of ewoks* Here have mine...

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: oh, great. can I too kill a couple of them? *kitten eyes*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: Sure, I have three more cages...I had a tribe of them...but someone sent a rancour to my home....it ate a couple..so now I need to get rid of the rancour's food supply so I can starve it into submission. So go ahead! Kill as many as you want. *hands Darth Mizan the key to the giant cage*

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: *takes the key* oh, thanks.. how generous :p I suppose I need some light-saber practise..

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *smiles and sits back down to meditate*

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: though I'd rather have some ice cream than practise..

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *smriks and starts to chant* yume, nastro, dialdo

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: dream.. something.. demon? are you speaking japanese? :o

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *opens eyes* Nope, just random chanting...snippets of words that help center myself...

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *zaps random lightning again* MWAHAHAA!

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: random chanting in japanese :o wow.

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *closes eyes and starts to chant* Taelaes tia syl, tael tia myr, bylaer eir oli, thysaelaes si thyr

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: yes, he sensed my mockery >.> dear trennas, would you like to treat me some ice cream?

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *starts to chant differently* Vaeli air ei jhai, saesi air olia varol, syl varol Ai kal mael, syl mael Ai kal vyrdaes, syl vyrdaes Ai kal bolysia, syl bolysia tia tal eisi shyjael, si thysi mar maer ti thi

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: *force duct tapes your mouth ^^*

2008-04-17 [Araglas]: *blink* *blink* *shrugs and starts meditating again*

2008-04-17 [Mirindyin]: *chuckles* he even got some finnish words there ^___^ so, ice cream? I'll give you a hug if I get ice cream~

2008-04-17 [Nuit Darksin]: *stays hidden in the dark corners of the room listening and watching everyone*

2008-04-17 [Paul Doyle]: *returns, confuzzled* Is there a cure for verbal diarrhea?

2008-04-17 [Trennas]: try the llama's.. they seem to be good for anything..

2008-04-17 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ew, llama diarrhea? O.o

2008-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: hmm, I think we need to get some kind of group-oriented fun adventure happening here . . . anyone want to brainstorm?

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: *openes eyes* We could go and destroy the ewok planet, again...thats always fun.

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: if we already have destroyed it, there should not be anything left to destroy again :p

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Well...we didn't destroy the planet, but we killed off most of the ewoks, but I have a contract with the cloners...and they keep repopulating the planet. So we can continuously keep killing off the Ewoks.

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: bah, that sounds lame. if we destroyed all the ewoks, we could easily move to destroying other primitive species.

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: I guess your right....but it is fun....hmmmm *taps head lightly*

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: you define fun in a strange way >_> killing some retarded creatures is fun, yes, but then again, it is more fun to kill those who have intelligence.

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: No, thats not fun, that is excitement. *smiles*

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: excitement or ecstasy..

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Both then ^_^ But it is more than fun, fun is a word for something mild...^_^ which is why I use it when talking about exterminating ewoks.

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: hummmh. I see your point *nods*

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: *smiles* I have a peculiar way of speaking. Sometimes people think I mean one thing, when I mean another, which usually doesn't bother me, cause people think what they want to think. But sometimes people actually wan to know what I mean so I explain. ^_^

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: *chuckles*

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Or I could be just rambling on like a mad man. Either way, my point is across! ^_^

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: yeah, right.. >.> I still need something to kill and I don't even want to touch ewoks, after yesterday *shudder* evil creepy creatures, they stole my cookies before I killed them ;_______;

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Well I have Jawa's, Ithorians, Sand People, umm lets see...*pulls out catalog book* Oh I have some wookies...and some Iridonians, but you might not want to fight them, they live and love to fight, lets see....I think I have some nope...killed that last night....

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: oh, come one.. I want to kill jedis, not some primitive species >_>

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Ok I admit that jawa's and sand people and Ithorians are primitive, but Iridonians are in no way primitive, some have come to be some of the most powerful Sith!

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: yes, I know. they tend to be damn good fighters :p and hawt. but that's beside the point.

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Ok, so you just have the need to kill Jedi at the moment? I wish I had one, but I gave the last one to my master...who still hasn't shown up...I wonder if she is all right.

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: I suppose she is just having fun.. elsewhere..

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: *nods* Most likely Oh well, all I can do is wait.

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: like a dutiful hound waiting for his mistress..

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Yup ^_^

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: hummmh. we should have parties here, sometimes..

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: It would be a change of pace, lol

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: *nods* but I fear these old lords and ladies rather just doze :p

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: *nods* Yup....and occasionally throw lightning at random people...

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: throwing lighting at people is fun >.>

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Throwing lightning at someone isn't fun, its halarious

2008-04-18 [Mirindyin]: *chuckles* that's right. *sighs* I suppose I need to find an apprentice >.> before I get too lazy.

2008-04-18 [Araglas]: Well, I'm free..I don't know if thats allowed though? Are apprentices allowed to switch masters? I have been falling behind in my training, all I do mostly now is meditate.

2008-04-18 [Nuit Darksin]: *steps out of the shadows* If you truly wish to kill something then might i suggest going to the sith caves.

2008-04-18 [Darth Jacein]: so umm if any one hasnt volunteered, i can be the ambassador..i would love to do it..

2008-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: Perhaps we could command an assault force to strike that gigantic "Star Trek" convention that's happening this weekend on Coruscant. Of all things unholy and sacriligeous, that one takes the cake . . . and just think . . . most people will love us for doing that! Especially if we make a propaganda thing out of it.Manipulating the people's will through sheer power and ruthlessness is a key to the Dark Side of the Force.

*evil toothy dragon-man grin*

Or we could strike furry conventions anwhere, anytime, with largely the same political effect . . . just imagine seeing all those fursuiters and basement trolls on fire and in peril . . . mweh heh heh! Grawwwwr! But if there are any actual dragon babes there, bring them to me! I might show off my big red lightsaber, and such.

If the "dragon babes" are just some 40 year old dweebs fursuiting as draconic transvestites, cut them all down with godspeed.

Let's kick some tushie, everyone!

2008-04-19 [Darth Jacein]: aww i wanted to be an ambassador

2008-04-19 [Mirindyin]: star trek convention on coruscant? blasphemy! we must kill them all.. slowly, painfully.. and steal their cookies. and araglas, I think your master might get annoyed if she found out I have stolen her apprentice. she might actually hurt me for that >>

2008-04-19 [Paul Doyle]: Well, we've got to do SOMETHING here in a team adventure, folks . . .

2008-04-19 [Mirindyin]: yes, yes. I already proposed that but none agreed :p

2008-04-19 [Paul Doyle]: Well, in that case, get my attention when you guys think of something

*swivels in chair between Sithy test-llamas, using Force to turn on view screen*
*uses Force to change the channel to South Park and Beavis + Butt-Head reruns*

2008-04-19 [Mirindyin]: *sighs* don't hold your breath while waiting for that..

2008-04-19 [Darth Jacein]: we should do a mini war..on a neutral wiki..., i volunteer as the ambassador ..the negotiations will be short indeed..

2008-04-19 [Mirindyin]: so, if we started a miniwar with the jedi council.. *purrs with anticipation*

2008-04-20 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Just for shits and giggles?

2008-04-20 [Darth Jacein]: yeah, ya know, see what the strengths and weaknesses are..for future reference

2008-04-20 [Pnelma Tirian]: I vote YES on Proposition Miniwar. *sits behind her master, munching idely on the souls of the damned*

2008-04-20 [Nuit Darksin]: I as well vote yes on Proposition Miniwar. I my blades hunger for jedi blood.

2008-04-20 [Paul Doyle]: *turns to apprentice* TP . . . TP for my bunghole? *laughs at the Great Cornholio on the viewscreen*

2008-04-21 [Calico Tiger]: <URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317>

2008-04-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: ooh, yummy, Calico. *ignores her master*

2008-04-21 [Calico Tiger]: *passes controller over to Pnelma*

2008-04-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'm gonna be...gone for a while. Doing Sithy stuff. Yeah. *goes to her chambers with RC-controlled Vader; is never seen again.*

2008-04-21 [Calico Tiger]: <img:44166_1164144892.gif>

2008-04-21 [Paul Doyle]: *calls after Darth Pink*

Show us all how Vader "enhanced" your Sithiness, and I'll have half a mind to promote you . . . heehee *settles in chair, slowly tattooing the llamas some more, and watching more funny crap on TV*

2008-04-21 [Mirindyin]: *munches cookies* I have found something possibly more evil than any sith that has ever lived. *points at her computer* this being!

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: i vote yes on proposition miniwar...i am darth dedus, and i approve of this messege

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: I like the idea of a miniwar to!

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: woot

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: It will give me a chance to test my abilities....

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: same here

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: oooohh....I have to find where I put my stuff...no need for armor, robes are fine, my older brother wears bulky armor, no matter how many times I tell him it will slow him down....and then I need to find my saber....*digs through large chest*

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: *dedus smiled an opened his robe to reveal his belt of many sabers."One for each padawan i kill..this one used to belong to my jedi master...before i opened my eyes to the true power of the force.

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *whistles and looks at them* Nice..but which one is yours...*pulls out a set of Jayous Neophyte Robes* Ok, my robes...now my saber....*starts digging again*

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: *Blank stare.*Ummm...*starts looking and counting on his belt*well...*now onto his robe pockets*HA!* With a snap hiss a dark blue blade erupted through a robe pocket."Opps..Well this one is my old saber, from my days in the jedi order..i havent had the opportunity to make a new one..i dont know if i will though..i like the deep blue, its almost black..

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *looks at it* Mind if I take it a look?

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: Sure go ahead.*He tossed the across to araglas, the slender handle resembled an old world two handed tai chi sword* i made it my self, based on a drawing i saw in a document on the history of swords..

2008-04-21 [Anomynous]: You want to wage war with the Council? No comment.
But send in an army of these: http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: speaking of troopers..what evere happened to those two that we sent to find the marsh where marshmallows come from? did they ever report back?